Los Angeles, CA — It was a love too great to last. Kirk Cameron and The Banana have officially called it quits. After a steamy affair…
The video is said to have made some viewers physically sick to the point of vomiting, but has twelve million views on YouTube as of last evening.
Mrs. Winners will file an appeal but plans to re-brand as Mrs. Winners Chikken & Biscuits after the FDA ruled that there was not a sufficient level of actual poultry meat in their products to use the word “chicken”
After decades of success and tens of hits as lead singer for Nickelback, Chad Kroeger isn’t sure he will be able to return to singing after his lifelong bowel obstruction is accidentally cleared.
A new website launched in response to the “People of Walmart” memes that have flooded the internet over the last decade has been having trouble finding enough content to stay active.
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“I have full faith in myself, my will, and my abilities. God has blessed me with the physical gifts to be successful at any sport that I choose. Now, if he’d just get the fuck out of the way this time, things should be fine.”
“Most men know to be there, but you really don’t need to pay much attention. After a little while, the hysteria will pass.”
It makes perfect sense that candidates would start to take advantage of the violent tendencies and lack of education that define a large percentage of the population, yet voters have expressed tremendous surprise that it is happening.
They can’t say for sure what is causing the issue, but their patience and understanding are starting to run out.