Ted Nugent: Juice Fiend?

“I don’t know if it was a religious experience or what, but I woke up one day, truly saw the beauty around me and thought: I don’t think I want to kill living things any more.”

Ghosts Of Assholes Past Await Return With Trump Win

Ghosts of assholes past are more excited than they’ve been in years, as a win by presidential candidate Donald Trump Would allow them to finally return to the earth and continue the reign of asshole behavior that was so cruelly taken from them by physical death.